Post by Boris MoharPost by JeffMMexico is a great country, rich in resources and great people,
but with one of the most corrupt governments in the world.
Since Mexico is already pretty much a US welfare state
we should just seize the place. I doubt that more than
a handful of people would even attempt resistance.
Jim Thompson
Let's annex Canada while we're at it. All their best people are here anyway.
Well I will take the dare. But in true canadian fashion I am required to
apologize first. Government made me do it.
Remember 1812? Well we cannot repeat that triumph again because we still
have the same weapons and most of them are still unregistered although our
government spent over a billion dollars inventing a gun registry.
But if you keep that up we will have to stop sending you our comedians.
Having said that now I am obliged to apologize. It is the Canadian way.
Instead of writing my own I shall recycle an apology by a Rick Mercer. He is
one of our top guns.
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Courtesy of Rick Mercer, from This Hour Has 22 Minutes, CBC Television...
On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the
United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently
and for that, I am truly sorry. I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron.
He is a moron but, it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any
consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the
people of America. After all it's not like you actually elected him.
I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than
you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better
than your own.
I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense I guess our excuse
would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours.
I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812. I notice
you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice.
I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer but,
we Feel your Pain.
I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against
a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side. I realize it
took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but
that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.
And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly
apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a
thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this.
We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with.
Thank you.
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Regards,
Boris Mohar
Viatrack Printed Circuit Designs http://www3.sympatico.ca/borism/
Thanks Boris ;)
I'm surprised that none of the other posters knew about the war in 1812, (one or two did),
and yes, ummmm, Canadians were originally British settlers eh! We were (we being me, I'm
Canadian) under the British Empire at the time, and yes, it was the Canadians/British who
did burn down the house which was later painted WHITE!! Hence, that is why it is called
the White House now, it was never white originally. Canada wasn't even really Canada as
we know it at the time, from what I recall we were Upper and Lower Canada, unfortunately
we took this land from the previous owners.
Canada (Kanata) in Native Indian meant the name of a specific village
Toronto in Native Indian means meeting place.
Funny, American text books show British soldiers burned down the White House, Canadian
text books show otherwise (because Canada was a British Empire) tells otherwise.
I know my history, ehehe, but I'm only here in this newsgroup for the electronics and the
occasional WTF post when something like this comes up ;)
Oh, and to the proof I have to come up with that Iraq doesn't have WMD? Ummmm, I don't
have any.
CNN reports one side of the story, if only some viewers would watch CBC and see what our
investigative reporters bring out:
Did you know that the Bush's were in the oil industry before politics?
Did you know that Bush Sr and the Bin Ladens (yes, of Osama fame) were in business
dealings with each other?
Did you know that the US helped Saddam in the Iraq/Iran conflict?!?
Did you know that when Bush jr was in that classroom, he already knew that the first plane
hit the WTC, he was informed about the second one. Later in an open forum, he said that
earlier before he went into that classroom, he saw the first plane hit the WTC, ummmm, no
one saw the first plane hit the WTC until a day later when that video tape surfaced (it
was a tape being shot about Firefighters from what I recall). He later retracted that
statement.
Again, I could care less about politics, I am one person, and my sole purpose here is to
discuss electronics, but, stop and think beyond what CNN tells you.
CNN is about as reliable as PRAVDA (anyone know what PRAVDA was/is??)
If any viewers in the US get to see our CBC check out This Hour has 22 Minutes, or the
Monday Report with Rick Mercer, you gotta see it.
Anyhow, I hope eventually the world gets along, we only have one earth and we're killing
it!!
And now onto more electronics discussion.
Myron Samila
Toronto, ON Canada
Samila Racing
http://204.101.251.229/myronx19